Funky Trunks Ham Bam Maam Boy's Sidewinder Trunks

There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of heroic monkeys are set to launch in our very own brilliant new rocket. Our cutting-edge design includes a banana shaped rocket that is powered by bio-fuels generated from the very bananas that the monkeys will eat on their way to the moon. In contrast to the multi-billion dollar budget of NASA, our simple motto is ‘if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys’ and we couldn’t be happier than that.

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!