Funky Trunks Fur Seal Men's Sidewinder Trunks

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the water when ejected from waterslides than smooth, hair-less children and knew we were onto something. With all the proof now on our side, we have added fur to our swimwear to help you glide through the water like a sodden koala.

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.